Seminal Groove Homepage

Joke Page.

Dear Deirdre of the Sun Newspaper.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in Southern
Ireland and one of my sisters, who lives in Limerick, is married
to a guy from England. My Father and Mother have
recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are
currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in the 'Joy for the rape & murder of a teenage
boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth, England on
remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however,
her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee
utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am
hoping
my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.
Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it
would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest
with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law is an Englishman ?


	Joke Page. Dear Deirdre of the Sun Newspaper. I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in Southern Ireland and one of my sisters, who lives in Limerick, is married to a guy from England. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in the 'Joy for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth, England on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law is an Englishman ?