Joke Page.

A man walks into the doctors .....

Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"
Man - "I've got an orange willy, doc."
Doc - "What??"
Man - "My willy, it's turned orange."
Doc - "I'll have to look that up. Umm ..... it could be a sign
of stress;
do you suffer from stress?"
Man - "Not really."
Doc - "What about stress at work?"
Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a
boss."
Doc - "That sounds stressful."
Man - "I worked 80 hours a week for pennies and then I got the
sack."
Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great: half the hours, 3 times
the salary
and I feel really appreciated."
Doc - "Umm ..... what about your home life?"
Man - "My girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and
puts me down
every chance she gets."
Doc - "That sounds stressful."
Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
Doc - "Umm ..... what about your social life?"
Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time."
Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Cheesy Wotsits."