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Subject: Fwd: how to treat a woman
Date: Fri, 08 Jun 2001 11:11:50 +0100
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>Subject: how to treat a woman
>Date: Thu, 07 Jun 2001 22:39:58 +0100
>
>
>>
>>Subject: How to treat a woman
>>
>>
>> > HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN...
>> >
>> > A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
>> > First date:       You get to kiss her goodnight.
>> > Second date:      You get to grope all over and make
>> > out.
>> > Third date:       You get to have sex in the missionary
>> > position.
>> >
>> > IRISH WOMAN:
>> > First Date:       You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>> > Second Date:      You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>> > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>> >
>> > ITALIAN WOMAN:
>> > First Date:       You take her to a play and an
>> > expensive  restaurant
>> > Second Date:      You meet her parents and her Mom makes
>> > spaghetti &
>> > meatballs
>> > Third Date:       You have sex, she wants to marry you
>> > and  insists on a 3
>> > carat ring
>> > 5th Anniversary:  You already have 5 kids together &
>> > hate the thought of
>> > having sex
>> > 6th Anniversary:  You find yourself a girlfriend
>> >
>> > JEWISH WOMAN:
>> > First Date:       You get dynamite head.
>> > Second Date:      You get more great head.
>> > Third Date:       You tell her you'll marry her and
>> > never get head again.
>> >
>> > CHINESE WOMAN:
>> > First date:    You get to buy her an expensive dinner
>> > but nothing happens.
>> > Second date:You buy her an even more expensive dinner
>> > but nothing happens
>> > again.
>> > Third date:    You don't even get to the third date and
>> > you have already
>> > realized nothing is going to happen.
>> >
>> > INDIAN WOMAN:
>> > First date:       Meet her parents.
>> > Second date:      Set the date of the wedding.
>> > Third date:       Wedding night.
>> >
>> > BLACK WOMAN:
>> > First Date:       You get to buy her a real expensive
>> > dinner.
>> > Second Date:      Your get to buy her and her
>> > girlfriends a real expensive
>> > dinner.
>> > Third Date:       You get to pay her rent.
>> > Fourth Date:      She's pregnant
>> >
>> > PUERTO RICAN WOMAN
>> > First Date:       You buy her an expensive dinner, get
>> > her drunk on Mad Dog
>> > 20/20, have sex in the back of her car.
>> > Second Date:   She is pregnant
>> > Third Date:       Move in with her, her two cousins, her
>> > sister's boyfriend
>> > and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the
>> > Bronx!
>

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