Return-path: Envelope-to: scoffey@novavision.com Delivery-date: Thu, 17 May 2001 12:24:23 +0100 Received: from pc869.as1.galway1.eircom.net ([159.134.147.101] helo=nova3.novavision.com) by brockman.tinet.ie with smtp (Exim 2.05 #23) id 150LtF-0006WF-00; Thu, 17 May 2001 12:24:21 +0100 Message-ID: <007701c0dec3$a19a3200$3100000a@novavision.com> From: "Fiona Clarke" To: "Fidelma Sweeney" , =?iso-8859-1?Q?Eibhl=EDn_N=ED_Chuire=E1in?= , "Alan Moore" , "Shane McGinley" , =?iso-8859-1?B?RW9pbiDTIEzzaWRl4Wlu?= , "Aaron M. Keane" , "Ciaran Irvine" , "Paul Hickey" , =?iso-8859-1?Q?Charlie_=D3_Donnell?= , =?iso-8859-1?Q?N=F3irin_De_Cl=E9ir?= , "Shane Connors" , "Sean Coffey" , "John Clarke" , =?iso-8859-1?Q?Carla_Ni_Chl=E9irigh?= Subject: Fw: a very good one Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 12:22:15 +0100 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0074_01C0DECC.01FE1FA0" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0074_01C0DECC.01FE1FA0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Marie Diver=20 To: Aine (E-mail) ; Adrian (E-mail) ; Brendan (E-mail) ; Brian Sourke = (E-mail) ; Brid (E-mail) ; Ciaran (E-mail) ; Clarke (E-mail) ; Colleen = (E-mail) ; Colm (E-mail) ; Coyne (E-mail) ; Deirdre (E-mail) ; Eibhlin = (E-mail) ; Eilis (E-mail) ; Fionnuala (E-mail) ; Haugh (E-mail) ; Helena = (E-mail) ; Ian (E-mail) ; Malone (E-mail) ; McCafferty (E-mail) ; = mcGuckin (E-mail) ; Muldoon (E-mail) ; Neil (E-mail) ; Orla (E-mail) ; = Paul (E-mail) ; Philip (E-mail)=20 Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2001 11:37 AM Subject: FW: a very good one > -----Original Message----- > From: Jacqui Burke =20 > Sent: 17 May 2001 11:33 > To: Caroline Forty (E-mail); Catrina Garrett (E-mail); CLAIRE NAUGHTON > (E-mail); DAMIAN CUNNIFFE (E-mail); Brian Garvey (E-mail); Deborah = Briggs > (E-mail); Jann Deasy (E-mail); John Mc Donnell; Kathryn Briggs = (E-mail); > Lisa Wannell (E-mail); Marie Diver; Naomi Goonetileke (E-mail); Ronan > Joyce; Sean Burke (E-mail); Taragaeil (E-mail); Vicky Green (E-mail) > Subject: FW: a very good one >=20 >=20 >=20 > -----Original Message----- > From: Yvonne Cloherty =20 > Sent: 17 May 2001 11:28 > To: Jacqui Burke > Cc: 'marie@foinse.ie'; 'Clar.Nichnaimhsi@btinternet.com'; > 'birdie@mdrfastboard.com'; 'mlbharry@iol.ie' > Subject: a very good one >=20 >=20 > > Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in = a=20 > > > rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits = on a=20 > > > stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the > occupation=20 > > > of the suit...=20 > > >=20 > > > Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant.=20 > > > James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.=20 > > > Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come in > here!=20 > > >=20 > > > The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer > gets=20 > > > the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On entering the > toilet he=20 > > > sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the = several=20 > > > beers get the better of the builder...=20 > > >=20 > > > Chris: - Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were > wondering=20 > > > what you do for a living?=20 > > > Suit: - No offence taken ! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession ! = > > > Chris: - Oh ! What's that then ?=20 > > > Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ...Do you have a goldfish = at > home?=20 > > > Chris: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!=20 > > > Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or = in > a=20 > > > pond. Which is it?=20 > > > Chris: - It's in a pond!=20 > > > Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large > garden=20 > > > then?=20 > > > Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!=20 > > > Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you = have > a=20 > > > large garden then you have a large house?=20 > > > Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house...built it > myself!=20 > > > Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is > logical to=20 > > > assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you = are > quite=20 > > > probably married?=20 > > > Chris: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children. = > > > Suit: -Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually = active > with=20 > > > your wife on a regular basis?=20 > > > Chris:- Yep! Four nights a week!=20 > > > Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not = masturbate > very=20 > > > often?=20 > > > Chris: - Me? Never=20 > > > Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!=20 > > > Chris: - How's that then?=20 > > > Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told = you > about=20 > > > your sex life !=20 > > > Chris: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!=20 > > >=20 > > > Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.=20 > > > James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he = does?=20 > > > Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!=20 > > > James: - What's that then?=20 > > > Chris: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?=20 > > > James: - Nope=20 > > > Chris: - Well then, you're a w@nker=20 > Yvonne Cloherty > PA to Dermot Duignan > Interact > An Ogilvy & Mather Worldwide Company > Manor House > Baile an tSagairt > Spiddal > Co. 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----- Original Message -----=20
From: Marie = Diver
To: Aine (E-mail) ; Adrian=20 (E-mail) ; Brendan (E-mail) ; Brian Sourke=20 (E-mail) ; Brid (E-mail) ; Ciaran (E-mail) ; Clarke=20 (E-mail) ; Colleen (E-mail) ; Colm = (E-mail) ; Coyne=20 (E-mail) ; Deirdre (E-mail) ; Eibhlin = (E-mail) ;=20 Eilis=20 (E-mail) ; Fionnuala (E-mail) ; Haugh=20 (E-mail) ; Helena (E-mail) ; Ian = (E-mail) ; Malone=20 (E-mail) ; McCafferty = (E-mail) ; mcGuckin (E-mail) ; Muldoon (E-mail) ; Neil = (E-mail)=20 ; Orla (E-mail) ; Paul = (E-mail) ;=20 Philip=20 (E-mail)
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2001 11:37 AM
Subject: FW: a very good one



>  -----Original Message-----
> = From:=20 Jacqui Burke 
> Sent: 17 May 2001 11:33
> To: Caroline = Forty=20 (E-mail); Catrina Garrett (E-mail); CLAIRE NAUGHTON
> (E-mail); = DAMIAN=20 CUNNIFFE (E-mail); Brian Garvey (E-mail); Deborah Briggs
> = (E-mail); Jann=20 Deasy (E-mail); John Mc Donnell; Kathryn Briggs (E-mail);
> Lisa = Wannell=20 (E-mail); Marie Diver; Naomi Goonetileke (E-mail); Ronan
> Joyce; = Sean=20 Burke (E-mail); Taragaeil (E-mail); Vicky Green (E-mail)
> = Subject: FW: a=20 very good one
>
>
>
>  -----Original=20 Message-----
> From: Yvonne Cloherty 
> Sent: 17 May = 2001=20 11:28
> To: Jacqui Burke
> Cc: 'marie@foinse.ie'; 'Clar.Nichnaimhsi@btint= ernet.com';
>=20 'birdie@mdrfastboard.com'; = 'mlbharry@iol.ie'
> Subject: = a very=20 good one
>
>
> > Two builders (Chris and James) = are=20 seated either side of a table in a
> > > rough pub when a=20 well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a
> > > = stool at=20 the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the
> = occupation=20
> > > of the suit...
> > >
> > > = Chris: -=20 I reckon he's an accountant.
> > > James: - No way - he's a = stockbroker.
> > > Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker ! A = stockbroker=20 wouldn't come in
> here!
> > >
> > > The = argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer
> = gets=20
> > > the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On = entering=20 the
> toilet he
> > > sees that the suit is standing = at a=20 urinal. Curiosity and the several
> > > beers get the = better of the=20 builder...
> > >
> > > Chris: - Scuse me.... = no=20 offence meant, but me and me mate were
> wondering
> > = > what=20 you do for a living?
> > > Suit: - No offence taken ! I'm a = Logical=20 Scientist by profession !
> > > Chris: - Oh ! What's that = then ?=20
> > > Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ...Do you have = a=20 goldfish at
> home?
> > > Chris: - Er ... mmm ... = well yeah,=20 I do as it happens!
> > > Suit: - Well, it's logical to = follow that=20 you keep it in a bowl or in
> a
> > > pond. Which is = it?=20
> > > Chris: - It's in a pond!
> > > Suit: - = Well then=20 it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large
> garden
> = >=20 > then?
> > > Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a = big=20 garden!
> > > Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that = in this=20 town if you have
> a
> > > large garden then you have = a large=20 house?
> > > Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom = house...built it
> myself!
> > > Suit: - Well given = that=20 you've built a five bedroom house it is
> logical to
> > = >=20 assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you = are
>=20 quite
> > > probably married?
> > > Chris: - = Yes I am=20 married, I live with my wife and three children.
> > > = Suit: -Well=20 then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active
> with =
>=20 > > your wife on a regular basis?
> > > Chris:- Yep! = Four=20 nights a week!
> > > Suit: - Well then it is logical to = suggest=20 that you do not masturbate
> very
> > > often? =
> >=20 > Chris: - Me? Never
> > > Suit: - Well there you are! = That's=20 logical science at work!
> > > Chris: - How's that then? =
>=20 > > Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've = told=20 you
> about
> > > your sex life !
> > > = Chris: -=20 I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
> > > =
> >=20 > Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
> > = >=20 James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? =
>=20 > > Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
> > > = James: -=20 What's that then?
> > > Chris: - I'll try and explain. Do = you have=20 a goldfish?
> > > James: - Nope
> > > Chris: - = Well=20 then, you're a w@nker
> Yvonne=20 Cloherty
> PA to Dermot Duignan
> Interact
> An Ogilvy = &=20 Mather Worldwide Company
> Manor House
> Baile an = tSagairt
>=20 Spiddal
> Co. Galway
> Eire
>
> Tel:  = 00353 91=20 553855
> Fax:  00353 91 553866
>
> =
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